Alright, it's feedback ya want, eh? Well, it's some feedback ya gonna get hea (to be said with an annoying northern accent).
I downloaded this..."game" the time you posted it on the server you mention in the above post. It didn't take me long, i guess because I have a monster computer, and from what i have gathered while observin' all you little sheep here, you guys don't. Anyway, on to the feedback. I went into this game in high hopes it could be better then those..."good" GuildHall(is that their name?) games, and ultimately it wasn't. I liked it sorta, but more so not. The character was stale, and I mean 2x4 stale. It didn't talk much, and when it did, weeellll, let's just say i got pissed off thinking it was a digitized avatar of you(lol, yuck). I mean, come on, put some thought into your characters. Shigeru Miyamoto isn't a fat plumer who runs around saving a princess, now is he? Anyway. The level designs were boring. Wait, sorry I didn't imphasize that, they were BORING. They were ALL the same, and the bosses didn't last that long to even be mentioned. Except the last one, PHEW!!! That went on for FAR too long, buddy. Shorten the time, please, and maybe people wont give up on it when they get to it. Wait, this is getting long, i gotta break paragraph.
Anyway, It was pretty offensive. I mean I'm a regular 23 year old guy, ok? But I don't want to grab a few porno mags, read up on them, get offended and feel stupid all in the while I'm trying to fiqure out what the hell they do!! Oh, and my favorite offensive tower of immaturity...Wait, wait, I'll immitate it:
You walk into a cave and find...
[My heart begins to race thinking there is some sort of a saving grace]
a...
[I proceed, excited]
DILDO!!
[My head slams on the desk, laughing at how either you are a sad, sad, 18 year old young guy with a strange liking toward a... *ahem* dildo... or the game strapped on an anchor to quickin it's way to hell]
Yeah, I didn't like that too much. Let's see, you also ripped graphics, attempted at making it funny and screwed up at it, and also tried to drag the game on to a lon, LONG extent to try and make it seem like a meaty game. I mean, the beginning is as primitive as SGDK games get, and the later levels are a little more advanced, so it seems like you " Ahh, hell d00de, I'll keep dis game on stand by, ya know?" and then a few months later came back with new knowledge, so it feels a little crappy that way.
Phew, so much negetives, I should note some positives:
*crickets chirp*
Heh, maybe theres one thing... It looked a little more complete then other SGDK games I've played. Also, it....wait nope, that's it. Now, don't take that one positive and run around with your head inflated yelling out: " D00DE!! I BE POLISHED!!!" The negetives are still there and are pretty heavy. I mean a big, big pile heavier then the positives...oh, I mean positive.
So, really, man, I think the concept is great: A funny little game with jokes from your circle of freinds packed into a lengthy game. You could really run with that idea, Billybob884! I think you have great potential, you just gotta get a feel for what others like/want so you can be a better developer. So, don'y go off thinking I hate you!(even if the thought of the character being the creator is a little crappy) I would like to see this idea go further, in a right direction. I was going to mention several crashes, but I understand that it's not, rather, it wasn't the complete version. So, do good, alright sir?
How excatly does the Dildo make him immortal, and how does he...use it?
Nevermind...
*walks out*